Ano Daw?

If love was a cactus, would you still eat it?

Where do all the gumdrops go?

I love monkeys in springtime.

But you don't have springtime here so I'll have to stop loving monkeys.

Be a marshmallow. Absorb the blows of the universe.

Don't tread on my toes. They're insured like Cher's.

You, you're quite the strange one. Let's compile all your -isms in a book and sell it on Ebay for .99 cents each. We'll call it, "What It Feels Like For A Chronic Jellybean Eater." And Red Box, I Will Survive, The Carpenters and mildly offensive garlic cornicks will surely follow.