In My Head

Hey, You. Yes, You.

Wipe the drool off your face and look at me when I'm talking to you.

I've been wanting to tell you something for a while now.

Are you always this evasive? Whenever I walk by your office, I can feel you looking at me through your glass walls. Hanggang tingin ka lang ba? Goodness gracious, be a man and do something! The cute outfits, high heels and slight smile - aren't I encouraging you enough? Do I have to storm through your door and take you, suit and all, in your executive chair?

I'm getting tired of waiting for you. Sure, you engage me in short bursts of petty conversation, you treat me to little cakes and shakes from the bar, you wait for me by the elevator when I'm leaving, but that's all you do.

Ask me out, for real! I don't want another free protein shake! Take me dancing. Grope me while we're watching a foreign language film with subtitles and muffled sound. Let's crack lobsters together.

Because if you won't, honey, I'll go find someone else who will.