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Last night.

Me: I'm so tired. I haven't slept since Friday. I'm balding pa. Huhuhu.
K.: Then sleep already, baldy.
Me: Can't. Two articles due tomorrow, have to research pa. Then I go to work at 9. And don't call me baldy! Wah!
K.: Don't sleep then. Just keep working. If you sleep now, you'll feel even more sluggish when you wake up. Catch up on your sleep this Friday.
Me: Hmm. Ok.

Predictably, I collapse on the bed anyway, from sheer exhaustion. I wake up the next morning to a text message from K..

K.: Did you finish the articles? Are you awake?
Me: No, I fell asleep. It's ok, getting some rest was worth it. :)
K.: I knew baldy would succumb, we should've had a bet going on.
Me: First hercules, now baldy. You are K., the insult comic bitch.
K.: At least I'm not bald. You know I love you with or without hair.