A Christmas Wishlist

1. A new 60GB hard drive for my aging iBook.

2. A new 60GB iPod.

3. A new 12-inch Powerbook.

4. Swimsuits. (c/o of my wonderful Tito Aris in MI, USA)

5. Sexy underwear. Yes, the scroll lace corset.

6. Nike Women's Air Shouri Fitness Running Shoes.

7. A month-long trip to Cambodia and India.

8. Prince William. If he is otherwise engaged, Gael Garcia Bernal and/or Ralph Fiennes will do.

9. Everything/Anything on my Amazon Wishlist.

10. World Peace, and the end of poverty and suffering within my lifetime.