Don't Miss Me

Please direct love letters, hate mail, writing assignments, and all inquiries regarding midgets, S & M, time travel, elvis impersonators and spaceships to akush (at) pldtdsl (dot) net.

In the eternal words of one of my very own personal heroes (it takes genius, really, to ascend to the heights of movie stardom even when you are barely coherent and your face looks like a pan-fried hamburger with pickles), I'll be back.